- my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
- me: yes but today is not that day
if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear.
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
