liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
I hate when there are hot people at registers go model and stop looking at me buying toilet paper.
The fucking thought of you with somebody else, I don’t like that.
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home